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January 25, 2005

New Job in a Downtown

Started a new job today, with an advertising company in Downtown Los Angeles. I've always wanted to work in downtown. I was overwhelmed by the number of people on the street during lunch time. I've seldom visited downtown during daylight hours; I tend to sneak in under cover of darkness. I took the subway to work, and I'm sitting in the station where I'll catch a subway train home. I never imagined I would ever not drive to work. I've never known anyone in Los Angeles who customarily took this puny little subway system to work. Friends from around the country who I tell of this development generally react with confusion: "Los Angeles has a subway?"

Downtown has a very different feel to it from West Hollywood where I used to work. There are so many homeless people in downtown, crouched beside buildings and in crowded thoroughfares. Living near USC seared most of the conscious sympathy from me. But deep down, I feel so sad that so many people have to live outdoors. The weather's nice. I'm also jaded by having my car broken into a number of times, and friends held up at knifepoint (nobody can afford guns in these neighborhoods). In West Hollywood, homeless are more likely to beg you to read their script.

I'm nearing my subway exit. Signing off.

January 09, 2005

My cat is a menace

As a new cat owner, I am struck by my cat's uncanny ability to identify my precise point of focus and sit on it. If its a book, he will identify the very paragraph I'm reading and obscure it with his tail. If I have my computer in my lap as I'm doing now, he will find the most damaging keys (key combinations!) and depress them with his grubby little paws. He has found features of MacOS X I was unaware of and have been unable to duplicate; however this behavior must stop. Five minutes ago he paused on the power button and managed to turn my laptop off before I could dislodge him. My cat instruction manual advises me to use a spray bottle mist to discourage my cat of bad behaviors. This solution is clearly ill advised where my computer is concerned.

I need a "Cat Alert" macro key on my keyboard. When I press it (F12?) it locks the keyboard, much like the lock on a cellphone keypad. A simple key combination (shift-F12?) unlocks it again. An applescript perhaps, triggered by an F-key macro? I don't presume to match my cat's... um... cat-like reflexes. But when I do have some warning of an impending pounce I want to preserve my work, and my cat's affection.

I call on thee, oh great LazyWeb! Is there an answer to my plight?


(Look! You can see him reaching for the power button!)

January 06, 2005

Oh, has it come to this?

Having lost my Sony Ericsson T610 (piece of crap), I am the new owner of a Samsung C225. It cost me $30 and it has perfect signal strength in my apartment, which is worth far more to me than a camera. It has no bluetooth, which I can deal with for a short time. This phone serves only to tide me over until I can afford a real geek phone with a real operating system.

But I'm discovering that in some ways, you get what you pay for. Every ringtone shipped in this phone's firmware is some poor MIDI rendition of a song. Or the sounds of space invaders landing on your lawn. Or a piano impacting an elephant.

It cost me $1.50 online from T-Mobile just now to download a ringtone to make my telephone sound like, well, a telephone!

Next, I expect they'll start charging me for parts of speech when I talk.